Day 1
11:59am
Get up, make coffee, jump spritely into shower. Today is the day I will surely find my dream job!
1:22pm
Jump spritely out of shower, look for towel.
2:05pm
Find towel under fictional book entitled 'How to Find a Job in 5 Easy Steps". Decide what to wear.
4:15pm
Have decided upon faux-Chanel pink suit with faux-fur trim and midnight blue six inch heels. Now i'm ready to look at the jobs section of the newspaper!
4:16pm
Damn! Forgot to buy newspaper.
4:17pm
Phew! That was hard work! Go back to bed
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